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Only in Ky.

Postby Bellman » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:26 pm

It just doesn't get any better than this !!!
>
> > Only in Kentucky !
> >
> > The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman,
> > as President of the United States . A few days after the election the
> > president-elect called her father in Kentucky and asked, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be
> > coming to my inauguration?'
> >
> > 'I don't think so. It's a long drive, your mother isn't as young as she
> > used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
> >
> > 'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support
> > aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
> >
> > 'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
> >
> > 'Oh Dad,' she replied, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
> > custom-made by one of the best designers in New York .'
> >
> > 'Honey,' Dad complained, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and
> > your friends like to eat.'
> >
> > The President-elected responded, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is
> > going to be handled by the best caterer in New York and I'll ensure your meals are
> > salt free. Dad, I really want you to come.'
> >
> > So Dad reluctantly agreed and on January 20, 2017, arrived to see his
> > daughter sworn in as President of the United States .
> >
> > In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the
> > senator sitting next to him leans over and whispered, 'You see that woman
> > over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United
> > States.'
> >
> > The Senator whispered in reply, 'Yes I do.'
> >
> > Dad says proudly, 'Her brother played basketball at UK .'
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