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The Nine Words

Postby Ky Kodiak » Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:55 am

Heads up guy's
Read these and Remember them, these are nine very important words that Women use on us :mrgreen:

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house..
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Re: The Nine Words

Postby Bellman » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:28 pm

Good one guy..PRINTED IN LARGE TYPE..Hung by the puter..let's see how long Da Boss goes without a comment... :lol:
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Re: The Nine Words

Postby Ky Kodiak » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:53 pm

Bellman wrote:Good one guy..PRINTED IN LARGE TYPE..Hung by the puter..let's see how long Da Boss goes without a comment... :lol:



As long as you two have been together, I'm sure she already has you well trained...maybe with just an occasional refresher now & then :lol: :lol:
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