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A qwik fill ar the drug store

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A qwik fill ar the drug store

Postby Bellman » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:09 am

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband,
that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out, no, not a gun but a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife......
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,







"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Re: A qwik fill ar the drug store

Postby locolouie » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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