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TSA..and toooo many hands!!

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TSA..and toooo many hands!!

Postby Bellman » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:41 pm

Flying to and from Orlando...not one time did they as to do a pat down...CHIT FAR!!.. :lol: Maybe below will tell the tail.

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


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TSA SCREENING:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoids 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3
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Re: TSA..and toooo many hands!!

Postby mad 1 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:19 am

our new healthcare at work
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