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Postby dirtdragguy » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:06 pm

The

Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a

haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, & the

barber replied, 'I cannot
accept money from you, I'm doing

community service this week.' The
florist was pleased & left

the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next

morning, there was a
'thank you' card & a dozen roses waiting

for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, &

when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot

accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The

cop was happy & left the shop.

The next morning when the

barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card & a dozen

donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in

for a haircut, & when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again

replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing community

service this week.' The Congressman was very happy &
left the

shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there

were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free

haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental

difference between
the citizens of our country & the

politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED

TO BE CHANGED OFTEN & FOR THE

SAME
REASON.
How is that hope & change thing working out?
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